FML (Fuck My Life)

Jag måste bara säga att jag fullkomligt älskar den här sidan. Efter en jobbig dag är det skönt att skratta åt andras elände, här kommer några godbitar:

"Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It was terrible", to which I said "The food was that bad?" He replies "No, the sex". FML"

"Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking." FML"

"Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmothers wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML"

"Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML"

"Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a 'cheating whore.' I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said "No, I'm at my man's house." FML"

Och gissa var jag hittat den? Jo, Lily länkade den på Twitter.

Postat av: stefan

Haha tävlingen är tyvärr slut, en vinnare är korad.

Postat av: CE LIA - Fo to ~ Ill ust rat ion ~ Blo gg des ign

Söet blogg :P

2009-03-19 @ 06:19:59
Postat av: Marcus Å

Nej, men vi kan ju träna till sommarn. Händer idag då? :)

2009-03-19 @ 07:58:36
Postat av: Emma says style, love & rock and roll.

Hahahaha, får man skratta åt andras misär på det här viset!? Jag skrattade iallafall gott :D

2009-03-19 @ 11:02:20
Postat av: Marielle

HAHAHAHA, jag har ett nytt missbruk p.g.a. dig!! Kan inte sluta lasa!!!! HAHAHA

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

2009-03-19 @ 13:20:59

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